...that I didn't have cankles.
Definition taken from urbandictionary.com: n. 1) An aesthetically unfortunate physiological condition which leaves its victims with no discernable narrowing of the ankle between the calf and the foot.
2) An ankle which has no discernable narrowing from the calf to the foot. History: The word is derived a combination of the words calf and ankle. Victims of this condition are advised to avoid the following: ankle boots, ankle-strap shoes, anklets, ankle socks, ankle tattoos, high-top shoes, and any other footwear or legwear that might draw attention to the cankle region.
I am a victim of this unfortunately physical condition. Today was a surprisingly warm February day in MI. It made me think about all of the wonderful things that come along with warm weather; swimming, wearing short, running through fields of wildflowers. The usual summer activities. Then I proceeded to look into the full length mirror in my apartment and was brutally reminded of the formation of my legs.
Why couldn't I just have Heather McDonald's (no relation- that I know of) skinny little nothing ankles. She complains about how gross they look. I would kill for those skinny little things. She clearly has no idea how lucky she is or how annoying it is to hear about the opposite of what I have.
In other news I recently re-evaluated my current relationship with Rihanna. Turns out we are doing just fine. I like her new song S&M. It's catchy. I also love the little girl who sings Gaga's Born This Way. I don't even want to discuss Gaga (I'm very disappointed) at the moment but that girl is sweet and will probably be famous pretty soon and then fame will ruin her life because Gaga will be her mentor. At least Bieber's got Usher- Usher can dance. And he wears all of his clothes.
This blog post is probably getting too long and will start to bore you any time now so I will leave you with this one thought from a man I don't know and will probably never meet: "I never judge people on the way they look. I may cringe and look away, but that's more of a gut reaction than a judgment."
Definition taken from urbandictionary.com: n. 1) An aesthetically unfortunate physiological condition which leaves its victims with no discernable narrowing of the ankle between the calf and the foot.
2) An ankle which has no discernable narrowing from the calf to the foot. History: The word is derived a combination of the words calf and ankle. Victims of this condition are advised to avoid the following: ankle boots, ankle-strap shoes, anklets, ankle socks, ankle tattoos, high-top shoes, and any other footwear or legwear that might draw attention to the cankle region.
I am a victim of this unfortunately physical condition. Today was a surprisingly warm February day in MI. It made me think about all of the wonderful things that come along with warm weather; swimming, wearing short, running through fields of wildflowers. The usual summer activities. Then I proceeded to look into the full length mirror in my apartment and was brutally reminded of the formation of my legs.
Why couldn't I just have Heather McDonald's (no relation- that I know of) skinny little nothing ankles. She complains about how gross they look. I would kill for those skinny little things. She clearly has no idea how lucky she is or how annoying it is to hear about the opposite of what I have.
In other news I recently re-evaluated my current relationship with Rihanna. Turns out we are doing just fine. I like her new song S&M. It's catchy. I also love the little girl who sings Gaga's Born This Way. I don't even want to discuss Gaga (I'm very disappointed) at the moment but that girl is sweet and will probably be famous pretty soon and then fame will ruin her life because Gaga will be her mentor. At least Bieber's got Usher- Usher can dance. And he wears all of his clothes.
This blog post is probably getting too long and will start to bore you any time now so I will leave you with this one thought from a man I don't know and will probably never meet: "I never judge people on the way they look. I may cringe and look away, but that's more of a gut reaction than a judgment."
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