So…I’m dieting. I graduated last week and realized that I am already unique. Instead of gaining the Freshman 15, I gained the Senior 15. This is not something to be proud of but is true nonetheless. Because of my recent departure from the greatest university on earth (Go Green!), my Senior 15 and my current work status I am super motivated to improve myself. I know, weak work, but improve is the best summary of all of my goals.
I want to be a better blogger so I have committed to blogging everyday while I am dieting/actually exercising. Don’t get too excited, these might not be the wittiest, interesting or even worthwhile posts but like I said…I’m improving.
There is only one thing more frustrating to me than wasting my time on an elliptical machine and that is not consuming anything and everything my heart desires. I love food! It delights me that eating is a necessary activity to sustain life. I hate peanut butter and don’t understand why anyone would dare ruin chocolate with it but other than that I will pretty much eat anything.
Which brings me to my main point: Dieting usually requires you to eat less food, less often and many times they suggest the least flavorful food EVER. Lime is currently saving my life. It’s helping trick my brain into believing that I’m eating some tropical, festive dish. It is bringing life to my otherwise pathetic excuse for a salad.
Lime makes everything better.
P.S. I went to find a really appealing picture of a lime and this pic came up number two in my search…
Nothing, I repeat nothing, not even the wonderfulness of a lime can make a cat better. Cats are evil.
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